A major, American sporting event which takes place around the end of January every year. It pits the winners of the NFC and AFC against each other, in order to win a ring and a trip to Disneyland, which no one notices because they're too busy watching the commercials and half time show.

Also known as the most expensive collection of advertising in the world.

"Hey Jim! Did you watch the Superbore last night?"
"No, but I did tune in for Janet Jackson's boob and the commercials!"
"Oh. So does anyone here know who's going to Disneyland?"
Chorus of "no" is heard in the room.

Superbore by Bob Henderson February 3, 2008

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superbock

Mainstream brand of beer in Portugal; Slang for penis/dick
Commonly used in the metro Detroit area

Person 1: “Yo, Matthew has been glazing coach so hard, he needs to get off his superbock”
Person 2: “On god, he stay riding coaches superbock”

superbock by SkylineSoccer August 13, 2023

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superbooking

a person who superbooks is someone who facebooks for hours every day. they most likely only have friends on facebook but dont actually hang out with anyone. they live in their parents house like they have their whole life. if u mess with a superbooker u r going to feel the wrath of internet h8ing but u will not b confronted.

1>Hey, u know that guy mark?
2>ya that superbooking geek, what about him.
1>he talkin shit but wont fight
2>well what do u expect, he's a superbooker

superbooking by awesomemaxattack February 3, 2010

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SuperDork

The embodiment of all that is not dorky, an enigma and supernatural fetish.

Eh…superdork

SuperDork by Trininity December 30, 2021

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