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St. Cloud Supersoaker 

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

supersoaker 

n.-A female that ,when brought to climax, ejaculates a large amount of vaginal fluid leaving the bed and/or partner soaked.
She came so hard, she turned out to be a supersoaker. The bed had a puddle in it!
supersoaker by S.m.G. November 20, 2007

pumping the supersoaker

to masturbate with your index finger and thumb in an upward and downward motion similiar to pumping a supersoaker water gun
"hey man what are you going to do today." "dude I don't know I think I'm going to go into pumping the supersoaker."

supersoaker 

A large plastic gun that shoots lots of water.
supersoaker by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie 

A girl with a mad wet cooch who does her reps ⭕💢⭕💢
Did you do your kegels today? Gotta get that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie so you can keep it in