Superbore

A major, American sporting event which takes place around the end of January every year. It pits the winners of the NFC and AFC against each other, in order to win a ring and a trip to Disneyland, which no one notices because they're too busy watching the commercials and half time show.

Also known as the most expensive collection of advertising in the world.

"Hey Jim! Did you watch the Superbore last night?"
"No, but I did tune in for Janet Jackson's boob and the commercials!"
"Oh. So does anyone here know who's going to Disneyland?"
Chorus of "no" is heard in the room.

by Bob Henderson February 3, 2008

superbowl 69

To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.

Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.

by soursabbath December 7, 2019

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

by drew November 25, 2003

superbabe

A Superbabe is a woman who is delicious in everyway, from head to toe. Her personality is addictive. Her beauty is mesmerizing. Her soul is captivating. A Superbabe can make a man smile in his darkest hour. She can make him melt while flashing her "supersmile". A sexual force to be reckoned with that can lasso a man with her heart.

I was on the phone with Araceli when she superbabed me with the sweetest words I have ever heard. Her Superbabe powers can turn my frown upside down.

by dexterbateman April 20, 2008

Superbowl Shit

the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.

**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days

Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters

by NIGNAG_de_Freddé February 25, 2011

Superboss

In videogames, usually in role playing games(RPG’s), an optional boss that is much more difficult than anything else in the game.

An example of a superboss would be Bonetail from Paper Mario the Thousand year door.

by yaboibrush14 July 21, 2019

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021