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Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"
--"He can't help it, he has sums"
-"he's my hero..."

sums by Mark Manivol February 24, 2008

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Sums

The ratio of seats to bums on public transport, particularly relevant to rail travel.

Southeastern never seem to get their sums right!

Sums by EmptyPots March 28, 2015

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SUMS

Acronym for "Super Ultra Mega Slap"

Used when insulting or scolding someone for what one thinks is tasteless, immoral, or just fucking retarded.

May also be followed by an actual slap.

Coined in 2004, by a kid with an itchy fro and another kid who was just trying to fit in.

Me - Hey Colton, I just went out and bought the new Nightmare Creatures game!

Colton - *SUMS*

*SUMS* by superskiier August 2, 2008

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the sums

A joke name for the popular canadian pop-punk band Sum 41. Originated in the video to 'Still Waiting', where the executive (presumably) of their record label felt that 'Sum 41' was out and 'The Sums' was a better name for the quartet.

- The reason I called you guys in is that the number band thing is, out, ok?. What's in now is 'the'. The Vines, The Hives, The white stripes, this isn't new. Listen; 'The Sums'? Right?

the sums by Hajen December 25, 2007

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did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

did the sums right by littleclinty September 14, 2020

Sumstice

a festive celebration of summer solstice \ conversely, 'Winstice' is celebrated at winter solstice

On June 21 we have our famous Sumstice parties.

Sumstice by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ December 19, 2009

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Sumslight

No big deal. Making something seem like it was nothing

" I just broke the touchdown record, Sumslight"

Sumslight by Glemon2 June 30, 2016

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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