sums

Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"
--"He can't help it, he has sums"
-"he's my hero..."

sums by Mark Manivol February 24, 2008

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Sums

The ratio of seats to bums on public transport, particularly relevant to rail travel.

Southeastern never seem to get their sums right!

Sums by EmptyPots March 28, 2015

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SUMS

Acronym for "Super Ultra Mega Slap"

Used when insulting or scolding someone for what one thinks is tasteless, immoral, or just fucking retarded.

May also be followed by an actual slap.

Coined in 2004, by a kid with an itchy fro and another kid who was just trying to fit in.

Me - Hey Colton, I just went out and bought the new Nightmare Creatures game!

Colton - *SUMS*

*SUMS* by superskiier August 2, 2008

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the sums

A joke name for the popular canadian pop-punk band Sum 41. Originated in the video to 'Still Waiting', where the executive (presumably) of their record label felt that 'Sum 41' was out and 'The Sums' was a better name for the quartet.

- The reason I called you guys in is that the number band thing is, out, ok?. What's in now is 'the'. The Vines, The Hives, The white stripes, this isn't new. Listen; 'The Sums'? Right?

the sums by Hajen December 25, 2007