Southeastern

Southeastern: (n)
The biggest fuckery to grace the earth since BOD's birth. Seriously though, they are the leading cause of cancer (and tourettes in Brendan's case) and deserve to be sent to the deepest depths of hell

Guy 1: man my train was cancelled today and they only gave me 90p in return. Fuck southeastern!
Guy 2. I think they gave you cancer as well mate...

Southeastern by Kemsing531 May 14, 2017

Southeastern Connecticut 

A part of Connecticut home to the craziest white kids you will ever meet. From Westbrook to Rhode Island border it is the birthplace of the meanest white trash crazy killers you will ever see. Usually age 12-22. Also known for New London and Groton. Home to black men who try to act like they're from the hood even though they just live in a middle class predominately black/Hispanic area.

Southeastern Connecticut is crazy

Southeastern Connecticut by Adam9321B January 14, 2015

Southeastern Illinois College

see favoritism

Southeastern Illinois College in Harrisburg is rife with favoritism.

Southeastern Illinois College by your fool September 16, 2003

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

Southeastern Oregon

The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.

Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.

Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.

I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.

Southeastern Oregon by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football 

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

Nova Southeastern University 

A private research university in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. It was formed by the merger of Nova University of Advanced Technology and the Southeastern University of Health Sciences. It is classified as a first-tier research university by the Florida Legislature. It has the only colleges of optometry and dental medicine in South Florida. It is considered one of the most diverse colleges in America.

I attend Nova Southeastern University.

Nova Southeastern University by GilGam1 April 23, 2010