Definitions by EmptyPots

Sums 

The ratio of seats to bums on public transport, particularly relevant to rail travel.

Southeastern never seem to get their sums right!

Sums by EmptyPots March 28, 2015

Spreader 

A rail passenger who sits in a single seat then, over time, spreads him or herself out across the adjoining seats

Quick, move over, here comes a spreader!

Spreader by EmptyPots March 28, 2015