Sums

The ratio of seats to bums on public transport, particularly relevant to rail travel.
Southeastern never seem to get their sums right!
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Spreader

A rail passenger who sits in a single seat then, over time, spreads him or herself out across the adjoining seats
Quick, move over, here comes a spreader!
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