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Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"
--"He can't help it, he has sums"
-"he's my hero..."

sums by Mark Manivol February 24, 2008

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Sums

The ratio of seats to bums on public transport, particularly relevant to rail travel.

Southeastern never seem to get their sums right!

Sums by EmptyPots March 28, 2015

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SUMS

Acronym for "Super Ultra Mega Slap"

Used when insulting or scolding someone for what one thinks is tasteless, immoral, or just fucking retarded.

May also be followed by an actual slap.

Coined in 2004, by a kid with an itchy fro and another kid who was just trying to fit in.

Me - Hey Colton, I just went out and bought the new Nightmare Creatures game!

Colton - *SUMS*

*SUMS* by superskiier August 2, 2008

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the sums

A joke name for the popular canadian pop-punk band Sum 41. Originated in the video to 'Still Waiting', where the executive (presumably) of their record label felt that 'Sum 41' was out and 'The Sums' was a better name for the quartet.

- The reason I called you guys in is that the number band thing is, out, ok?. What's in now is 'the'. The Vines, The Hives, The white stripes, this isn't new. Listen; 'The Sums'? Right?

the sums by Hajen December 25, 2007

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did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

did the sums right by littleclinty September 14, 2020

Sumstice

a festive celebration of summer solstice \ conversely, 'Winstice' is celebrated at winter solstice

On June 21 we have our famous Sumstice parties.

Sumstice by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ December 19, 2009

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Sumslight

No big deal. Making something seem like it was nothing

" I just broke the touchdown record, Sumslight"

Sumslight by Glemon2 June 30, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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