sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

sucks at life by Ashley December 1, 2003

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

Sucks at life by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

Jack Sucks at Life 

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.

Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him

Jack Sucks at Life by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022

I suck at life 

I'm bad at everything.

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."

I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005

you suck at life 

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

you suck at life by Nicole February 15, 2004

suck at life 

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.

suck at life by stupid May 30, 2004

Suck at life 

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

Suck at life by Jeff October 26, 2004