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Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.
"that guy sucks at life"
by Ashley December 01, 2003
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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Guy 1: have you seen Jack Sucks at life's new video?
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Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
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