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storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."
storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

Snorking 

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"
Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

Stroking gun 

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.
Stroking gun by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
The action of lighting a blunt/joint with a bowl that is still rolling.
The bong at the party was almost empty, but while it was still lit, Jeremy started stoking a blunt to keep the sesh going
Stoking by sprunkbluntz June 26, 2020

Swording 

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.
Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.
Swording by Getsomewhiteshirt November 24, 2018

have fun storming the castle 

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.
A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."