stupid hat 

a fucked up hat that looks like shit on your head.
one that should never have been bought or sold in the first place.

that hat is more Brim than Hat!!, slut

take that shit off your head deuchebag

stupid hat by J-BOMB January 25, 2004

Stupid Hat 

Technically known as "trapper hats" or "bomber hats"

Stupid hats are usually lined with fur (real or fake) and have flaps that hang over the ears and can be tied up over the head.

Usually worn by aging hipsters, hunters, college students, and obnoixious teenaged girls.

Ew, did you see what our philoshophy teacher was wearing?" "Yeah, he's such an old hipster. I hate stupid hats. lolol

Stupid Hat by Nosyarg9 November 3, 2010

Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.

It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!

Bloody Stupid Hat by Failurebitch November 29, 2022

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident 

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.

"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident by morgangills December 1, 2004

Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers 

All Earthlings who are trying to force my biological mother into my bed instead of a wife.

Fuck off you Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

Stupidiate 

Taking a language with over half a million words and making up new words for it because of ignorance. This can also describe when a word is misspelled so often the spelling changes in the dictionary.

Words like refudiate, frenemy, and stupidiate are perfect examples. Also in the case of spelling changes, words like judgement which is now also spelled judgment fit this definition.

Stupidiate by Tzar of Anachronism September 8, 2012

Destro stupidcat

The act of being offensive for no fucking reason whilst being ingnorant of the pain they are causing

Damn, that niggas being a real fucking destro stupidcat when he makes fun of suicide. Tf

Destro stupidcat by DestroSC February 14, 2018