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One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.
by Failurebitch December 15, 2017
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by Failurebitch December 5, 2017
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Time of death 6:18 AM 9-8-2021
Cause of death: Cancer
She was an adorable baby girl who loved her family. Her and her family fought hard for to live. When she died, her oldest female cousin was over 200 miles away asleep in bed. When her cousin got up for work that morning, she had a splitting headache on the left side of the brain, but chalked it up to not using her CPAP and to hormones as it was almost that time of the month. Hours later, that same cousin would find out in the middle of her shift that Kiaya had passed away, and start crying.
Time of death 6:18 AM 9-8-2021
Cause of death: Cancer
She was an adorable baby girl who loved her family. Her and her family fought hard for to live. When she died, her oldest female cousin was over 200 miles away asleep in bed. When her cousin got up for work that morning, she had a splitting headache on the left side of the brain, but chalked it up to not using her CPAP and to hormones as it was almost that time of the month. Hours later, that same cousin would find out in the middle of her shift that Kiaya had passed away, and start crying.
Kiaya, you were a really sweet baby. I know that the headache was my body trying to tell me that you were gone.😭
by Failurebitch September 15, 2021
Get the Kiaya mug.The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
by Failurebitch January 7, 2019
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