Failurebitch's definitions

Children

One of the reasons why some people choose to remain virgins for life. Raising children is very expensive, stressful, and frustrating, leaving the parents drained physically, psychologically, and financially. If a couple has 1, they have to put their life on hold for 18 years and 9 months so the child can grow up. If a couple decides to have multiple, their life could be put on hold for even longer depending on the age gaps and how many children they have. By the time the child/children reach adulthood, the couple is either middle aged or borderline elderly in most cases. In other cases, they could still have more after the first one turns 18 if the mom had the first one as a teenager.

I don't want children. Being pregnant, giving birth, cleaning up vomit/waste, middle of the night diaper changes/feeding, putting life on hold, not being able to afford things, dealing with disrespectful teenagers, the tantrums, and letting life pass me by isn't for me. Fuck that. I want to travel and have a life.

by Failurebitch March 7, 2025

Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night

Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.

by Failurebitch May 28, 2023

Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.

I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.

by Failurebitch December 15, 2017

Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.

Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️

by Failurebitch July 27, 2025

Tash Peterson

An entitled vegan who thinks she has the right to destroy public property and traumatize children by being practically naked infront of them to promote her OnlyFans account. Everyone in the Sydney area hates her. She's been arrested multiple times, but for some reason she keeps on being let go. There's a petition to have her arrested on Change.org so people in Australia can finally go about their business without her attacking them or traumatizing their children while she's wearing nothing but a g-string. She's been banned from all businesses in Sydney and the surrounding area, but it doesn't stop her from terrorizing people, and apparently she doesn't give a shit that she treats people like shit.

Tash Peterson is a disgusting cow that should be in jail, she's a pedophile.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

Party

An event that consists of food, booze, lots of people (10 or more), music and fun. Usually parties are held to celebrate something, but they could even be thrown for no reason at all.

Damn, I still need to find a dress to wear to the party!

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

cockass

dumbass multiplied by dumbfuck= cockass

Slut = cockass

by Failurebitch April 9, 2019