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fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.
"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"
by morgangills November 12, 2004
mugGet the fucking clown shoesmug.

you got terrorised

A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
mugGet the you got terrorisedmug.

Tesco

Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.
"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"
by morgangills November 9, 2004
mugGet the Tescomug.

kicks serious willy

This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.
"Yes yes The Lion King does kick serious willy"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
mugGet the kicks serious willymug.

mole girl

A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.

She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
"I love mole girl so fucking much"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
mugGet the mole girlmug.

Sex and the City

A dire hour of over-the-hill thirty somethings persuading their equals in the real world that they have a chance of happiness and ever having sex again(when they don't).
Josh loves sex and the city more than his own mother
by morgangills November 9, 2004
mugGet the Sex and the Citymug.

Carl Asaba

Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".
Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.
by morgangills March 31, 2008
mugGet the Carl Asabamug.

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