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stupid girls

Defined by the singer Pink in her song "Stupid Girls", stupid girls are shallow, slutty and un-intellegent women, in one word: girls that make more than 200 years of battle for women's rights not worth it.

"Stupid girls" don't want to work hard, gain their own rights and opinions about things like science, politics, culture&society... They don't want to study hard or get a good job; all they want is entertainment, shopping, possesions, being beautiful and have the best boyfriend, and about all the rest- who cares?
Though I don't like Pink's music style, as a supporter of Feminism and women's rights (hey, and I'm a guy!) I totally agree with her lyrics of "Stupid Girls":

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back...
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there.
Laughing loud so all the little people stare.
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne...
(Drop a name)

What happened to the dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent...
They travel in packs of two or three,
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more!
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
stupid girls by Urban_Fellow July 6, 2006
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stupid girls

Any young, impressionable, not-necessarily teenage girl that admires and wants to emulate the slutty and materialistic personae of female Hollywood pop icons, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, etc. They are extremely shallow and are obsessed with their looks, weight, clothes, popular trends, and equally shallow and vapid males.
This is how stupid girls might talk:

"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."

"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."

"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"

"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."
stupid girls by bigtones April 16, 2006

stupid girl syndrome 

when a girl can't help but have feeling for a guy she knows is no good for her.

wanting attention from him.. wanting him... getting excited...
stupid girl syndrome : guy isn't relationship material, but girl still gets excited when he talks to her and she wants more but knows it won't work
stupid girl syndrome by nmsweete November 14, 2011

Stupid Girl Phase 

(N. Noun) A phase in which every non feminist female enters whereas they want to "fool around" and otherwise "have fun" from the age of puberty, up until the age of them wanting to "settle down". So much so that even if Mr. Right was in their face, they wouldn't even know he existed.
Jason: Dude, I was on a blind date with a woman and another guy; then my date picked the other guy who lied about trust issues! And she picked him because "He didn't have a spider picture on his shirt" Bob: I know man, Stupid Girl Phase. Jason: Oh right, duh.
Stupid Girl Phase by Ashaxei September 22, 2009

stupid girl 

that girl is stupid, don't fuck with her.
stupid girl by FhillyMan August 7, 2003

Stupid Girl Syndrome 

When a girl likes a guy and it makes her anxious and stupid; thus she acts like an awkward, neurotic, giddy idiot who cannot think rationally. It is incurable.

Also known as SGS.
Sitting by your phone, waiting for him to text you, and you find yourself biting your nails, pacing, and texting all your girlfriends asking their opinions as to why it's taken him more than 5 minutes to respond to "Hi." You have stupid girl syndrome.
Stupid Girl Syndrome by SGSsurvivor October 26, 2012

stupid girl 

a girl who doesn't understand a Scottsman. Especially when the scottsman is ready to tear them through a rough for mot making any sense and stinking the clean.
Fucking stupid girl.

Quit your fucking stupid girl drugs.

You stupid girl there are babies.
stupid girl by europopian September 7, 2009
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