spunkjordan's definitions

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Slut Ranch

Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.

Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Landwhale

A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.

Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Virgin Vault

The all girls freshman dorm typically found at most universities and colleges. Populated by sexually inexperienced students.

Dude, let's hit up the virgin vault this Friday night and see if we can score with a freshman.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Tit-Tac

A small breasted girl who can easily pull off going braless cuz her tits are as big as tic tacs.

Check out Mary's tit-tacs...they are so small she's never had to purchase a bra.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Hail Damage

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

by spunkjordan May 26, 2016