Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 05, 2016

slidin' a biden

When taking a shit and it slips out easy and with minimal effort.

Damn Bob, you were in the shitter for only two minutes. You must have been slidin' a biden!

by spunkjordan November 05, 2021

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 05, 2021

Stayroma

Ass funk that's left over in the bathroom after someone takes a healthy shit. Usually lingers despite all efforts to eliminate odor.

Bro, Mary took a massive shit and her intoxicating stayroma is making me gag!

by spunkjordan June 06, 2016

Slut Ranch

Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.

Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.

by spunkjordan June 06, 2016

Cock Swap

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

by spunkjordan June 05, 2016

Landwhale

A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.

Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!

by spunkjordan November 05, 2021