A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.
by spunkjordan June 05, 2016
by spunkjordan November 05, 2021
Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.
by spunkjordan November 05, 2021
Ass funk that's left over in the bathroom after someone takes a healthy shit. Usually lingers despite all efforts to eliminate odor.
by spunkjordan June 06, 2016
Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.
Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.
by spunkjordan June 06, 2016
by spunkjordan June 05, 2016
A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.
Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!
by spunkjordan November 05, 2021