A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.
Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!
by spunkjordan November 04, 2021

The all girls freshman dorm typically found at most universities and colleges. Populated by sexually inexperienced students.
by spunkjordan June 05, 2016

Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.
Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.
by spunkjordan June 05, 2016

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by spunkjordan May 26, 2016

What happens when a girl's holes are so loose that there are constant slurping noises as you pound away. Can apply to pussy or ass.
Banging Mary was fun, but her holes are so busted out it was a veritable fuck fart symphony all night.
by spunkjordan June 04, 2016

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.
by spunkjordan November 04, 2021
