Pipistrello's definitions

Hello Albuquerque

an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"

Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!

by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

Spreetard

singular noun
Any serious fan/follower of The Polyphonic Spree, a jam band of undefined genre whose members (approximately 24 musicians and growing) concenttrate on making music and good feelings rather than money and fame. The band was founded by Tim DeLaughter. This is not a derogatory term.

Any Spreetard worth their salt knows that The Polyphonic Spree is not a cult, in spite of the robes they wear.

by Pipistrello January 7, 2006

Thunder Douche

a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.

A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.

by Pipistrello January 17, 2009

stupfuckdity

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.

It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.

by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

GayDHD

so ridiculously and stereotypically out of control flamboyantly gay that heat sensor trip when they walk by.

His GayDHD is so severe, marshmallows toast in his presence.

by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

beup

1.) Additive exclamation to indicate sarcasm has occurred. (Pronounced bip, with a short "i", often dragged out with up down pitch to indicate the degree of sarcasm)
Used as a sarcasm alarm for those who are clueless when sarcasm is being used. Often accompanied by a hand being slowly raised during the execution of the beup as a visual aid to further help the clueless person identify the sarcasm.

2.) Used to indicate that someone has said something that is random or makes no sense.

1.)
You: Why are you carrying that wrench?
Me: My doctor told me that holding large metal hand tools has excellent anti-oxidant properties. (raising hand) Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiip)

2.)
Student taking calculus test: (looking at test, raises hand)
Teacher: Yes?
Student taking calculus test: (still looking at test) Have you ever seen Gilligan's Island on TV?
Teacher: Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip)

by Pipistrello January 5, 2006