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wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.
At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.
by Pipistrello December 26, 2005
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traif

Noun
Traditionally, anything that is considered vile and non-kosher in the hebrew faith.
Contemporarily, something dirty and nasty you don't want around, much less want to consume or touch.
Traditional: Pork is traif and will not be served in this house!
Contemporary: Don't kiss her! That traif has been sucking homeless' c*ck!
by Pipistrello December 27, 2005
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trognon

Noun
a useless, leftover piece of something that is usually thrown away or discarded. Something no one has a use for.
After being adopted by a loving family, the child felt less like the trognon his former foster family often called him.
by Pipistrello December 27, 2005
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beup

1.) Additive exclamation to indicate sarcasm has occurred. (Pronounced bip, with a short "i", often dragged out with up down pitch to indicate the degree of sarcasm)
Used as a sarcasm alarm for those who are clueless when sarcasm is being used. Often accompanied by a hand being slowly raised during the execution of the beup as a visual aid to further help the clueless person identify the sarcasm.

2.) Used to indicate that someone has said something that is random or makes no sense.
1.)
You: Why are you carrying that wrench?
Me: My doctor told me that holding large metal hand tools has excellent anti-oxidant properties. (raising hand) Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiip)

2.)
Student taking calculus test: (looking at test, raises hand)
Teacher: Yes?
Student taking calculus test: (still looking at test) Have you ever seen Gilligan's Island on TV?
Teacher: Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip)
by Pipistrello January 5, 2006
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Spreetard

singular noun
Any serious fan/follower of The Polyphonic Spree, a jam band of undefined genre whose members (approximately 24 musicians and growing) concenttrate on making music and good feelings rather than money and fame. The band was founded by Tim DeLaughter. This is not a derogatory term.
Any Spreetard worth their salt knows that The Polyphonic Spree is not a cult, in spite of the robes they wear.
by Pipistrello January 7, 2006
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Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
by Pipistrello December 16, 2008
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stupfuckdity

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.
It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.
by Pipistrello January 11, 2009
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