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stuperous funker
"Get out of here you stuperous funker!"
stuperous funker by Go Cubs 2009 February 23, 2009
stimers
Stimers a scrawny white male that has a foot fetish and pays boys to suck his spaghetti, Stimers is also a 14 year old child predator/child rapist. No one ever has or ever will love Stimers.
stimers by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018
Sumerian Tavern Joke
The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
Stuperfried
Stuperfried by b-lake!!!! June 19, 2010
stupervisor
1.In the corporate world, the person from whom you must take orders though that person is a complete and utter idiot.
2. A stupid person put in charge of smarter people.
3. A person with a business degree who cannot operate a pencil sharpener.
4. A superior who has not mastered the English language though born and raised in an English speaking country.
2. A stupid person put in charge of smarter people.
3. A person with a business degree who cannot operate a pencil sharpener.
4. A superior who has not mastered the English language though born and raised in an English speaking country.
I was going to email that report to you, but my stupervisor insisted that I type it out in triplicate and mail it to you instead.
stupervisor by William Chandler April 2, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026