stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

by Jared January 8, 2004

stuerize

Defacing other people's belongings with inappropriate words and/or pictures (most likely involving genetalia).

Damn! Stu stuerized my yearbook!

by Anthony January 22, 2004

stuerize

verb. To partake in the act of covering one's personal items (usually paper, or other docuents that can easily be written on) with a series of vulgar drawings such as penises, or butts. In many cases rubbish words can be written on the paper, such as "Kwerkle" and "Kack-Knacker." But in every case, the "stuerized" document will have the words "You've been Stuerized, bitch!" written on it.

Oh, man, here comes Stu, I hope he doesn't Stuerize my stuff

by Stu January 6, 2004

man-sturizer

man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.

A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!

by drew7667 July 13, 2007