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of or relating to a state of apathetic delirium and befuddlement brought on by the use or abuse of one or more controlled substances, or excessive exposure to questionable individuals like Steve
"Those six Jagerbombs and three beers left me feeling stumby well into the following week."

"After two minutes of nonsensical dialogue exchange with Mitch's roommate, Steve, I left in a stumby."
stumby by Brian Langman June 21, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of being so fucked up you can't see or walk straight, therefore you stumblin.
"Damn man, that shit last night got us fuckkked up!"
"Yea bro, I was stumblinnnn!"
Stumblin by Siyksoul December 22, 2009
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stumbleine 

A hopeless, dreamy, yet clumsy girl who is somebody's sweetheart. She is gentle and she is loved.
"Amy has become quite the stumbleine now she's finally found a boyfriend"
stumbleine by WiseOldTabbyCat April 4, 2008

Stumbler's Syndrome 

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.
Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.

stumblebomb 

(v.) Repeatedly sending inane websites dozens or hundreds of times, often in conjunction with accompliaces, to a StumbleUpon user so that it becomes all but impossible for him to surf the sites he wants to.
It took me two hours to get through those pages after those dudes stumblebombed me.

Stumble puff 

A transient doper stumbling through the area looking for free drugs.
Me: hey, what is that stumble puff doing?
You: looking for a free puff, duh!
Stumble puff by QueenyOmygodess April 1, 2017
When ones height is exceeded by their width
That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman
Stumpy by Savage mike March 4, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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