stuff me

Eat me, suck me, etc

Hey, why don’t you come over my place later and stuff me ;)

by Yoladdhja January 31, 2018

Stuff me mushrooms

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.

When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”

by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019

whats this sticky stuff on me

Its sperm

Eww whats this sticky stuff on me

by Crap knucle February 11, 2019

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023

meaningless stuff

Sex without meaning

We should have meaningless stuff later

by Humanbeingsunite August 20, 2017

mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

by Viksin April 25, 2016