Strussione's are hot af and your lucky to be one. There's only a few out there. They come from Italy. Once meeting a Strussione you will be attracted for life they basically put you under a magical spell. STRUSSIONE'S ARE LIFE!
Those Cracker-Jack-box Diamonique stud earrings that any poser buck will wear.
Manitory dress code for anyone with a recording or sports contract.
Usually worn with the standard accoutrements such as the tall tee, do-rag, MLB hat cocked at an angle, grill, T-Mobile phone and a white girl.
Why spend your "gub-mint check" on things like child support, student loans or car insurance when you can proudly moisten your lips in public while sportin' some buck studs?
An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.