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Štrudla 

Štrudla is big, massive, one of the biggest animals on Earth. He likes sweet stuff and sweet female ;).Sometimes, he likes to row but his knees are destroyed because they are challenged by his big fat 73 kg. He is 6 foot 4 and likes Yugoslavia.He doesnt like spending time with other creatures known as humans.As he has many female friends, his favourite is MaLaHa and they hate each other.He is better rower than some Bosnian imigrant called BartoL.
Štrudla is knowledge, he looks similar to a hippopotamus
Štrudla by FireFritula December 14, 2021
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Štrudla 

The fattest person in our universe.He has small cock, big belly, small brain and big foot fetish.His belly blocks the view for his testicles.Also he likes to play games with little children who were raped by him.Many underage girls get turned on his fat veins and big tits.Overall he likes to lick public toilets and eat grass.
Omg, look at The Big Great Štrudla!His presence is quite beautiful
Štrudla by FilipovaBaba November 24, 2021

štrudla 

štrudla is a fanboy of Hanah and he thinks he is Arnold Schwarzenegger. He pretends that he knows how to row, but in reality he is sranje. He likes to play with Aleks bez s and Filip.
štrudla thinks he is smart.
štrudla by Filipovasestra November 26, 2021

Štrudla 

A person which has small cock, no neck, but small calf.He probably likes medicine and watches a lot of ISIL attacks.He doesnt get any hoes, but he likes to touch his bros.In general, he is a inteligent human being and his belly block the view for his testicles.
Look at Štrudla. Every girl finishes on him
Štrudla by FilipovaBaba November 24, 2021

stradlater 

A nickname that refers to a man's sexual magnetism, often related from his amount of time spent shirtless and in front of the mirror. Stradlaters, or "Strads" for short, are irrestible to the opposite sex.
That Stradlater is one sexy beast.
stradlater by jawrsh July 18, 2005

toaster strudle 

When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face.
Dude, I was having sex with this chic last night and I totally gave her a toaster strudle
toaster strudle by The Great Noah February 5, 2009

Kansas toaster strudle 

A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.
Damn, i'm so tired! My girl wanted Kansas toaster strudles all last night!
Kansas toaster strudle by Big_duck December 23, 2008
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