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Noun: the amalgamation of "stress" and "session";

A period of time spent stressing about a subject, task, event or occurance, usually ended by a revelation about the subject, task, event or occurance which means you needed not stress as much.
Dude, I totally forgot about that assignment I had to do. Had a stression in my room until I remembered we don't have Jenkins till Wednesday!

Friend 1: I think I knocked up my girlfriend...
Friend 2: Hmmmm, perhaps a stression is in order?
stression by PeppersRUs November 1, 2010

Mediho-stussion

Mediho-stussion; derived from these four Latin words. Medicaménte; drugged or medicated. Homo; human/man or mankind. Stultus; to act foolishly or a fool who is being that. Percussionem; To strike or to exact blows.
I was glad to see that drunk Jock get beaten after the playoffs. That Ladies husband sure hit em hard. I told him he was about to be a mediho-stussion if he kept flapping his lips.
Mediho-stussion by Devorah Lyra January 12, 2020

Mediho-stussion

Mediho-stussion; derived from these four Latin words. Medicaménte; drugged or medicated. Homo; human/man or mankind. Stultus; to act foolishly or a fool who is being that. Percussionem; To strike or to exact blows.
I was glad to see that drunk Jock get beaten after the playoffs. That Ladies husband sure hit em hard. I told him he was about to be a mediho-stussion if he kept flapping his lips.
Mediho-stussion by Devorah Lyra January 12, 2020
The stress that is caused by extremely tense situations that could blow up at any moment.
Micheal has to tell his Dad that he just crashed his BMW and was under the influence. Major stression.
stression by Mr TeaPot798 November 2, 2010

Stressioniety

A mixture of stress, depression and anxiety.
When trying to do too much with your life but would prefer to crawl up into a ball and rock back and forth.
She is dealing with a lot of stressioniety right now.
Stressioniety by ez1023 June 17, 2023
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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