stronker
Another word for hard on
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Coke stroker by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Stonker
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
Chain Stroker
Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.
Chain Stroker by rocketman January 30, 2005
Feathery Stroker
A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.
The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
Feathery Stroker by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012
Stronke
A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Stronke by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019
Stroker's Guilt
That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
Stroker's Guilt by Dyzko November 12, 2016