rocketman's definitions

Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.

He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Dick Chuck

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.

A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Mognerm Werbatfik

1. An expression of utter boredom.

2. An expression of complete randomness and irrelevancy.

3. An expression commonly used in conjunction with many other random distractions, in an effort to confuse and eventually defeat the enemy.

Mike: Hey! Whats going on?
Frank: Mognerm Werbatfik!
Mike: What the hell?

by Rocketman December 23, 2004

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Sluth

A slutty sloth that has sex with all the male sloths in the area.

That sluth is so loose she "gets around" faster than she gets around.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Gain of function

Is a phrase in Military diplomatic doublespeak meaning "Weaponization".

After watching Dr Fouci and others discussing the issue of "Gain of function research" for some time now, you should realize that -

Gain of function means Weaponization.
In the same way as "doing collateral damage" means "Killing innocent civilians" in diplomatic military language.

by RocketMan November 30, 2021