A stronly is a pool noodle. The origins of stronly began to appear in early February of 2018. Stronlys originally were seen as nothing more than a pool noodle, but in as little as a week stronlys had developed their own language: stranguage. Things such as stronly rituals started popping up nearly immediately. In some areas of Florida, stronlys are even becoming people's significant others to the extent of taking them to prom. In Illinois, stronlys have been seen as pets, for example, being walked on a leash in neighborhoods. Stronlys are even being used in political protests. To some, stronlys are memes; but to others, they aren't just noodles, they are family.
"Woah dude, nice stronly!"
"Hah thanks bro, finna experience high tide with this noodle."
A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.
"Did you see that stroller meat 10 people ahead of us in line for the batman ride?" (Rob F., 1997, Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ)
When your COVID vaccination rate is the lowest in the OECD because of ineffectual leadership rather than lack of desired to be vaccinated amongst a population.
Person 1: Have you had the opportunity to get vaccinated against COVID yet?
Person 2: No, I live in Australia so I’m still vulnerable to COVID-19 because of the vaccine strollout.
Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.
F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*