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Karl Streitel 

A man with this last name knows how to create fear.

Looks like agent 47, acts like agent 47.

He is mostly known to be a living meme among high school students.
We should have made Karl Streitel as the model of our t-shirts.

Karl Streitel is a living meme.
Karl Streitel by Gerrymeinster June 16, 2017

karl streitel 

that English that decides he likes calling on people when they aren't paying attention.

aka. the spawn of satans butt hole
student 1: hey do you have the English teacher on the third floor?

student 2: oh my god yeah. he's a Karl streitel.
karl streitel by wtfisgoingon1738 December 4, 2015

Stressrentner 

Jemand im Rentner Alter, häufig leicht rassistisch, homophob und schiebt es auf seine Religion. Catchphrases: “Ich bin zwar kein Rassist ABER…”, “Früher war das nicht so”
Da hinten ist ein Stressrentner

streetbelt

Another word for seatbelt but better you see your streetbelt is supposed to stop you from being flung into the street (road) and your driving on a street (road) soo it fits better.

a belt used to secure someone in the seat of a motor vehicle.

(Aircraft streetbelts (seatbelt) are called a skybelt)

(It’s only appropriate to use the term seatbelt when your driving on seats)
“Put on your streetbelts everyone”
streetbelt by Llama Queen April 11, 2022

stressression 

A person who is both stressed and depressed

pronounced : stress-resh-un
Girl: Whats up with you?
Boy: *sighs, looks down at feet*
Girl:... stress?
Boy: Nah. Stressression.
Girl: Awwweeee :C *hugs boy*
stressression by YellowDragon July 20, 2011

StreetReady 

A pre-packaged unit of street drugs such as coke, heroin, and crack, and sometimes weed. Yupp even weed.
A G-pack is ALWAYS Street Ready!!!
Street ready: the drug is already cut and vialed up or bagged up already. Thats pretty much what it means.
Streetready: the drug is ready to be served to the fiends, junkies, and crack whores on the corners by drug dealers.
A Street-Ready unit is very ideal, so when it comes time to re-up they ask for a street-ready unit, and get back to serving the crackheads immediatly after they cop it because its already cut/diluted and in vials/gelcaps/capsules or in plastic sandwich bags/ small plastic bags or bottled in the capsules already, or in pill capsules/caps or sometimes in glassine bags.
Cutting the product is also called 'Milling' with cutting agents and adulterants, so the drug is not so pure and more profit for you.
You cant get a kilo of pure coke and just start selling it: You have to cut it so people dont overdose and for more profit, then you weigh it out into individual units. Then you bag it up or vial it up for easy access and concealment. Then it's street-ready!!
Marijuana/Weed is already to a certain extent Street-Ready because there is NO cutting/milling involved (unless the dealer wants to rip you off and make more money he'll cut it with parsley OR if he is selling designer weed cut or laced with heroin or coke etc.) But it does still need to be weighed out and bagged up, which means weed is not entirely Street-Ready, but the proccess for making it street-ready is alot easier than that for Coke, Heroin, and Crack.
In short, Street-Ready means: Ready to be sold as is on the street or wherever you are sellin' at, at a retail price. You buy a Street-Ready Unit wholesale, and then sell the individual units retail.
Young Jeezy: " Buy 'em whole and sell 'em retail"
Young Jeezy on Imma Do Me: " Buy them wholesale, and sell them retail, I'm talkin seafood, yeah that fishscale."
Example: A supplier has one ounce of weed, now if it's street-ready than it has already been weighed out and bagged up into sandwich bags or whatever. One ounce of weed is 28 grams, and 1 gram is $10.00, so that would be 28 individual bags sold at 10 bucks a pop, 28(grams)x10(dollars per gram)= $280.00. So 280 dollars and you can get street-ready ounces for like $150.00. so 280-150= 130. So now you have just made $130.00 dollars profit. You can Thank me later.
But for more information on "Street Ready"/Street Ready drugs and the drug game in general, watch HBO's The Wire seasons 1-5.
Weed Dealer: Yo man i need sumtin Street Ready.
Supplier: I gotta g-pack of Heroin.
Weed Dealer: I'm talkin bout Weed nigga!
Supplier: I got an Ounce/Oz of some fire, already bagged up into grams and 8ths in glassine bags.
Weed Dealer: How many ounces of weed you got right now that's Street Ready?
Supplier: I just got one ounce man thats street-ready, you want it or not niggah.
Weed Dealer: Yeah man I'll take it, I want the whole Ounce, be here in like 30 mins.
Supplier: Alright nigga (click)
Weed Dealer: (Click)
Street Ready Street-Ready StreetReady.
StreetReady by PhillyBoi1108867 June 19, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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