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Stressel 

A stressel is a vessel into which you can deposit or relieve yourself of stress.

This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.

Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.
I'm pissed off with just being your stressel, bruce. I have my own problems too.(Possible neighbours usage)

"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)

"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)
Stressel by Paddymelon October 17, 2010
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Stresslaxing 

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.
Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...
Stresslaxing by Iscara August 15, 2020
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Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy
Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.
To strategically weasel. The act of shirking responsibility for ones actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Commonly used in corproate settings.
"Man, Jerry sure streaseled his way to the top with that new promotion. I don't know what that guy does all day long except throw people under the bus."
Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 16, 2008

Stressflix 

Netflix, but when you're stressed.
Erin: I have so much hw to do today and then I gotta study for my SAT

Kri: we all know you're just going to watch netflix

Erin: Nah, imma hit up that stressflix tho
Stressflix by CuriousGeorge93 January 18, 2021

stresslexic 

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.
You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.
stresslexic by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005

Stressed but Blessed 

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.
I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed
Stressed but Blessed by novasmack September 9, 2010
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