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Stresslaxing 

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.
Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...
Stresslaxing by Iscara August 15, 2020

Stressmas 

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.
Merry Stressmas!
Stressmas by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010
A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.
Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay
Stressay by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

Stressarrhea 

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.
I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.
Stressarrhea by Autmrane January 29, 2018

Stressballin' 

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.
"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

Stresscalation 

Stresscalation: a cruel cycle where some fool stresses you out, and then you in turn vomit stress on some unwitting fool, who then explodes like a dirty bomb on the next unsuspecting fool, creating a long chain of stressed-out fools.
Fool #8: "I'd sure like to find the fool who started this stresscalation."

Fool # 7: "Shut the hell up, fool, YOU started it!"
Stresscalation by beyondnothing April 28, 2011