streizure

Stroke+seizure

What do you call a stroke and a seizure?
A streizure!

by Janoot October 17, 2017

Seizure Procedure

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Stressure

to have unwanted stress and to be under a significant amount of pressure.

Since starting her new job, Kelli had been under a lot of stressure.

by Bobojae December 25, 2009

Streeture

A combination of the words street and culture.
Street+Culture=Streeture

Streeture in India is on the rise.

by wldwst October 16, 2020

phone seizure

The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.

Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.

by Talljellybean March 12, 2016

jesus seizure

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011

little seizures

It is when one eats to many pieces of pizza from Little caesars that may result in having seizures

Dude Richard if you keep on eating that your going to get some little seizures

by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015