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Streatham nose job
mugger
give me you wallet
victim
fuck off
mugger
do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
victim
fuck off
vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off
give me you wallet
victim
fuck off
mugger
do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
victim
fuck off
vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off
Streatham nose job by scared of streatham April 21, 2010
Streatham and Clapham High
A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.
Streatham and Clapham High by noneifur December 6, 2017
Streatham and Clapham High School
A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.
Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.
Streatham and Clapham High School by anonymous beaver July 5, 2022
Streatham and Clapham High
A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.
Streatham and Clapham High by SCHS slag October 23, 2017
streatham and clapham
A school for rich girls who waste their daddy's money to be taught by neeks and pervy teachers and to follow rules given by the shitty SLT. Everyone thinks their roadmen but their acc little princesses with a fat trust fund. Full of neeks who think their really popular but everyone makes plans without them. Full of drama and the teachers always get involved and make it worse. Waste of daddy's money, but theirs always extra left to spend on drinks and nicotine.
streatham and clapham by vfdgnofanfsn December 21, 2020
Streatham Oyster
An incredibly ungraceful, overly enthusiastic, and loud attempt at performing oral sex, characterized by a complete lack of technique, an excess of saliva, and a noise level that can be heard through the thin walls of a converted South London flat.
Instead of being smooth or romantic, it resembles the frantic, slippery struggle of someone trying to pry open a stubborn mollusc with their bare hands while a Southern Rail train passes by, and typically accompanied by the rhythmic sounds of a brass or banda band.
It is usually performed by someone who claims they "know what they're doing because they lived in Brighton for a year."
Instead of being smooth or romantic, it resembles the frantic, slippery struggle of someone trying to pry open a stubborn mollusc with their bare hands while a Southern Rail train passes by, and typically accompanied by the rhythmic sounds of a brass or banda band.
It is usually performed by someone who claims they "know what they're doing because they lived in Brighton for a year."
The date was going so well until we got back to his place and he attempted a Streatham Oyster. I had to wipe my face with a tea towel and pretend I suddenly remembered an early shift at work.
Streatham Oyster by vanderers2027 September 25, 2026
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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