Statham

Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.

Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.

or

The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.

by Seth Tomahawk January 15, 2009

statham

When something is more bad ass than the words bad ass can describe

dude, dark night was statham!

by lmfaobro March 30, 2010

statham

When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.

"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"

by WhatIsHiphop July 16, 2013

statham

something that's an artless combination of mentally and spiritually hollow, homoerotic, brain dead, testosterone drenched, and absolutely devoid of any joy or art.

European sports, jason statham, a zombie from a leather bar

by imachong January 4, 2011

Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

dylan statham and william hadaddin

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.

Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”

by languehadaddin November 27, 2020

pulling a kieron statham

When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason

im going to be pulling a kieron statham

by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019