stratshag 

short form for "strategic shagger". someone who shags for promotion, for instance.

Her modeling career’s lasted longer than most. Some say it's bone structure some say she's a ‘stratshag’

stratshag by ócskabringa December 14, 2008

stretchage vaginalism 

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver

man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

stretchage vaginalism by smoother than silk August 24, 2009

Stratham 

A boss town In new hampshire. Known for being awesome. We have a motherfucking hill WITH A PLAYGROUND. DO YOU? NO.

Dude 1: Ima go party this weekend
Dude 2: Sick, where?
Dude 3: In your mom, heheh
Dude 1: Stratham
Dude 2: Nice. Shits gonna go down.

Stratham by God of thunder rain November 28, 2011

Shartshag 

When you lose tons of brain cells after ejaculating in your mom, the same act in ones dad has a different effect such as HIV

Hey John! Hows Carl??? Good He Had a fat shartshag last night! OH SHIT is his mom alright ? Ya he did it with his dad after and now he is in the hospital with HIV

Shartshag by Sxrrealism April 29, 2019

Strathaven

Ignore the previous definition of this place by me. I got bored and randomly pinpointed a place in Scotland to make fun of. I've never even been haha. I also made fun of two of my good friends from there, which was stupid. So anyhoo, here's the lovely truth about this grand wee town....

Strathaven is located down in South Lanarkshire, Scotland, just 23 miles from big bad Glasgow. It's got a bulky population of about 7,700 and was given the Royal Charter (Makes the town a special place) in 1450. It was a very popular place for industries, until Glasgow had to be as big and annoying as it is now and steal the business. But the wee Strathavenites carried on with their business. Even the Romans used this wee place as a market town before they got scared off by us wonderful (I mean barbaric) Scots. The town prospered in the 18th century and is still on the map surviving compared to other 'dying' Scottish towns being overrun with underage alcoholics and reprobates. It's a very nice place to live according to people I know and that some famous people from history have resided there (Probably all anonymous to everyone outside Scotland). But I suggest everyone go take a visit to this supposedly lovely burgh, but do try and avoid ugly East Kilbride on the way there! Unless you want to break your face whilst ice skating and firecrackers launched at you outside of Argos, but that's a different matter! Also, those two friends are amazing and I love them both.

Person 1 - Hey dude, want to head Strathaven?
Person 2 - Sure! I don't want to break my face!

Person 3 - Hey, we should head to Strathaven later
Person 4 - You're right, that place has a lot going for it

Person 5 - STRATHAVEN IS AWESOME! BRING ON THAT AWESOMENESS! FEEL THAT AWESOMENESS!
Person 6 - ...

Strathaven by AndrewC1995 July 30, 2011

strathalbyn 

a town in south australia. it is a hole (both metaphorically and literally) that kids get dragging into by their parents who want a change of scenery. Strathalbyn, much like milang, is a place where you have to dig your way out if you ever want to leave. once you get out of the clutches of strathalbyn, run and don't stop for the love of fuck!

attractions: woolworths, surf n skate, duck park. best street is Parker Ave, and the further out you get, the stranger the people get. Nine Mile road is a two way track to hell, which makes the Milang bus from MCC a giant piece of shit.

kid going in for a job interview in adelaide:
boss: "so, where do you live?"
kid: "strathalbyn."
*boss scribbles out name as potential employee*

strathalbyn by Burn_Like_Sulfur July 20, 2011

Strathallan 

Strathallan is an independent publc school located in Forgandeny, Perthshire.

The pupils that go, or have gone here, can be identified as trying very hard to portray an image that they would like to associate with, this includes Wealth, Class and general academic prowess.

Examples of trying to portray wealth would include wearing Adidas and using clean needles. They attempt to project their class by changing their underwear every week.

It is fortunate for the school's academic record that establishments like Napier have now been made into a University so that they can continue their claim that 95% of pupils go to one.

They pupils are also known for indulging in homosexual behaviour. It is rumoured that docking was first established at this 'school' in 1954 (the first known example).

I met this boy from Strathallan the other day it was a shame, but I noticed that he couldn't pronounce his name (Tom).

Strathallan by Nick H Scotland November 2, 2008