strathalbyn 

a town in south australia. it is a hole (both metaphorically and literally) that kids get dragging into by their parents who want a change of scenery. Strathalbyn, much like milang, is a place where you have to dig your way out if you ever want to leave. once you get out of the clutches of strathalbyn, run and don't stop for the love of fuck!

attractions: woolworths, surf n skate, duck park. best street is Parker Ave, and the further out you get, the stranger the people get. Nine Mile road is a two way track to hell, which makes the Milang bus from MCC a giant piece of shit.

kid going in for a job interview in adelaide:
boss: "so, where do you live?"
kid: "strathalbyn."
*boss scribbles out name as potential employee*

strathalbyn by Burn_Like_Sulfur July 20, 2011

Strathallan 

Strathallan is an independent publc school located in Forgandeny, Perthshire.

The pupils that go, or have gone here, can be identified as trying very hard to portray an image that they would like to associate with, this includes Wealth, Class and general academic prowess.

Examples of trying to portray wealth would include wearing Adidas and using clean needles. They attempt to project their class by changing their underwear every week.

It is fortunate for the school's academic record that establishments like Napier have now been made into a University so that they can continue their claim that 95% of pupils go to one.

They pupils are also known for indulging in homosexual behaviour. It is rumoured that docking was first established at this 'school' in 1954 (the first known example).

I met this boy from Strathallan the other day it was a shame, but I noticed that he couldn't pronounce his name (Tom).

Strathallan by Nick H Scotland November 2, 2008

Strathallan 

The kind of person you will only ever meet one of. You should spend your time well with this person, as their messages and thoughts are quite valuable. However, dont let their rough exterior put you off. Inside every Strathallan there is nothing but heart. A rare find.

"Wow, you look smarter now."

"Really? I just talked to a Strathallan"

Strathallan by Strathallan October 13, 2008