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strabone 

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.
strabone by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020
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Saxaboner 

When you play the saxophone so hard you get a boner
Dude last night I got a huge saxaboner
Saxaboner by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016

strabone 

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of 200000 historians combined. once you meet him, you will fall hard, even if you don't immediately know it, time will make the heart grow fonder and fiercer. he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he is woke, he is a feminist, he doesn't just have sex, he makes love as if he has been blessed by aphrodite herself. once you meet a strabone you must stop at nothing to acquire him.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!!

even Dwayne the rock johnson isn't a strabone.
strabone by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

saramonet 

THE baddest bitch you everrrr met!!

Hands down the most loyal friend/partner.
Will go to hell and back for the ones they love
Dyes/cuts her hair at the slightest inconvenience
A protective friend, she’ll hold your grudges for you.
Very SENSITIVE
Triple S, smart, sweet, and sexy !!
Saramonet is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet.
saramonet by sourpatchez13 November 22, 2021