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These being human feces. A term often coined by medical doctors who realise that old folk do not understand the term feces or bowel movements. A stool can be up to nine inches in length, that being the total expanded length of the human rectum. It can have a circumference of up to eight inches and can be foul stinking or without odour. So much information can be taken from a stool, blood group, age, sex, eye color and even height and weight.

A stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. The ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death.

stools are often used in sex games, in particular brown docking a sexual practise that is very popular in Japan between lesbian Japanese women.

A stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects.
I wrapped my stool in cling film wrap and sealed it inside a jiffy bag. I mailed it at my local post office to Noriko my coprophilic Japanese girlfriend. She called me by telephone, days later and told me how much she had loved chewing the stool and swallowing large chunks of it. I felt nauseated at the thought, yet I felt a hopeless pride in the fact that she had chosen me as a stool donor.
stools by clinton sounds April 4, 2005
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westlife stools 

A line of four stools that are made redundant once the song being sung changes key
(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)

King of Stools 

Someone who takes a lot of shits.
He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.
King of Stools by Sethzky October 20, 2008

toad stools 

psychedelic mushrooms
we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

choad stools 

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.
choad stools by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone
i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie
stooligram by stoolivan August 12, 2017

Stoolstack 

Pile of shit, euphemistically.
OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....

shithead fucktard asshat meatsack jackass
Stoolstack by Aguilark April 29, 2012
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