choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

Chodestool

A chodestool is someone with a small penis which looks like a mushroom

" hahaha uno that boy there well his nudes got leaked, everyone's saying he's got a chodestool!"

by [e-mail] January 11, 2017

chodestool

A genital wart that spreads so far south, it ends up on your ABC

Mary didn't even consider I had an STD until her tongue hit my chodestool.

by justdrop December 23, 2008

Princess Chodestool

1. Derivative of the title/label "Princess Toadstool". A word used to describe someone who has done something incredibly stupid over and over again.

Bob: Oh shit!!! I'm sorry I dropped ALL the drums on the floor again...
Joe: Thanks a lot Princess Chodestool...

by Aqueas November 3, 2003

Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

by Manny1223 October 13, 2010

Chodestool

A mushroom in the chode forest that is too short and wide to be yanked from the ground, and thus must be dug out with a shovel. Can get you high and gives you a golden chode as a reward.

Dude, I got super thrashed off of these bomb ass chodestools in the chode forest i dug up last night!

by PseudoWrestler October 15, 2018