(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.
That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.
by Blenderhead91 April 08, 2009
The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
by Jack Tors April 24, 2009