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stonkpile 

A collection of long term financial investments.
Ah, more gains to re-invest into my stonkpile!
stonkpile by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021
Words you can keep

stockpiling 

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex
Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.
stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

STONKIE DONK 

A bitch thats been played with many times and pussy smells worse then horse shit and vaginal fluid mixed and got it on with a short fried who got stinky fingers and tongue.
Alan-Dude my fingers reak that was gross!


Us-EWWWWW STONKIE DONK NUKKA FUCKA
STONKIE DONK by thesecretname February 16, 2009

slonkpiper

The act of lubing up the tail pipe of a motorized vehicle and maneuvering oneself in the position to have sexual intercourse via tail pipe. Often this act is scorned upon and rarely executed, but when done, can be a very enjoyable and kinky experience. Best if done when said vehicle is of high class. Also, if tail pipe is large enough, two partners can double penetrate the tail pipe. Known as slonkpiping.
A) Hey! You want to go slonkpiping with me?
B) Yeah sure. I love stuffing my rod in vehicle assholes!

A) I heard Ted is a slonkpiper.
B) Gross! I can't believe i let him stick it in me.
slonkpiper by FlyingTango November 2, 2009

stinkpiece 

a term initially coined by anthony fantano of theneedledrop, stinkpieces are a form of think piece that articulate opinions that, while valid(??), hold no substance and are backed up by fallacies or incorrect information.

Fantano has picked apart various stinkpieces, including Paul Joseph Watson's video on pop culture, aptly calling PJW a pop culture pleb for being vastly unaware of the modern music zeitgeist.
"hey have you checked the Opinion section on VICE recently?"

"nah, most of them are stinkpieces written by dummy freelancers who need a quick buck"
stinkpiece by DorothyDee January 4, 2018

stonkie donkies 

STONKIE DONKIES are fat joints rolled with extreme care and pression
Damn bro my boy carter just rolled two loud STONKIE DONKIES

stinkpipe 

john hoped the niggers giant cock would fit snugly up his moist STINKPIPE.
stinkpipe by flipflapflipper August 28, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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