stonkpile

A collection of long term financial investments.

Ah, more gains to re-invest into my stonkpile!

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

stockpiling

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex

Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.

by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

STONKIE DONK

A bitch thats been played with many times and pussy smells worse then horse shit and vaginal fluid mixed and got it on with a short fried who got stinky fingers and tongue.

Alan-Dude my fingers reak that was gross!


Us-EWWWWW STONKIE DONK NUKKA FUCKA

by thesecretname February 16, 2009

slonkpiper

The act of lubing up the tail pipe of a motorized vehicle and maneuvering oneself in the position to have sexual intercourse via tail pipe. Often this act is scorned upon and rarely executed, but when done, can be a very enjoyable and kinky experience. Best if done when said vehicle is of high class. Also, if tail pipe is large enough, two partners can double penetrate the tail pipe. Known as slonkpiping.

A) Hey! You want to go slonkpiping with me?
B) Yeah sure. I love stuffing my rod in vehicle assholes!

A) I heard Ted is a slonkpiper.
B) Gross! I can't believe i let him stick it in me.

by FlyingTango November 2, 2009

stinkpiece

a term initially coined by anthony fantano of theneedledrop, stinkpieces are a form of think piece that articulate opinions that, while valid(??), hold no substance and are backed up by fallacies or incorrect information.

Fantano has picked apart various stinkpieces, including Paul Joseph Watson's video on pop culture, aptly calling PJW a pop culture pleb for being vastly unaware of the modern music zeitgeist.

"hey have you checked the Opinion section on VICE recently?"

"nah, most of them are stinkpieces written by dummy freelancers who need a quick buck"

by DorothyDee January 4, 2018

stonkie donkies

STONKIE DONKIES are fat joints rolled with extreme care and pression

Damn bro my boy carter just rolled two loud STONKIE DONKIES

by Nota urban legend November 18, 2017

stinkpipe

wrecked'em (rectum)

john hoped the niggers giant cock would fit snugly up his moist STINKPIPE.

by flipflapflipper August 28, 2003