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'tis where a partner aids a man ejaculating with their mouth, procures a cumshot, then frenches the next person they see.
My brother recived a storkpile when he set foot on the school campus after hours.
storkpile by dr. method October 13, 2009
Words you can keep

stormpilot 

The shipping of Finn (John Boyega) and Poe (Oscar Isaac) in Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens. It's called Stormpilot because Finn is a former stormtrooper and poe is a Rebel pilot.
it's also FUCKING CANON! :)
Poe: Finn- That's my jacket!
Finn: Oh
Poe: no no, keep it...it suits you
Poe *Bites lip

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stormpilot is canon
stormpilot by NaviInABox January 7, 2017

stockpiling 

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex
Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.
stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

storkhole 

The most wondrous part of a woman described with a word that's both innocent and not so innocent at the same time. In other words, a vagina.
I said "show me where babies come from", so when I was told "babies come from storks," I was like, "then let me see your storkhole."
storkhole by storkhole January 12, 2014
A hotty with a body, a THICC Heavy Splatling
Storples is hot
Storples by Primopolitan June 21, 2018

Fast Food Stockpile 

When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.
Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!
Fast Food Stockpile by RTFF September 10, 2011

Stockpile 

v. the process of a male masturbating to near climax, then letting the sexual stimulation subside for a few minutes so that the masturbation can resume without reaching orgasm at first but building up to a more intense one, comes from the ample quantity of semen ejaculated once orgasm is finally reached
I like to stockpile when I think of my wildest fantasies because it lets me live them longer.
Stockpile by DOS_Emulation August 17, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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