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stonehand

the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.
Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!
by johnnyboy4832 June 7, 2011
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Stonehenged

When you and all your friends gets stonedand are situated in a tribal formation. You become Stonehenged.
(Adj.)"Me and friends are currently Stonehenged"

(V.)"Dude my friend got a new bong , let's go Stonehenge"

(N.)"Dude we are such a Stonehenge right now"
by 420Swagscope Fakey July 13, 2017
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stonehenging

1.) The activity of setting multiple couches pointing upwards and/or putting even more couches horizontally sat on top of those. Frequently performed done in the communal rooms of college living quarters.

Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.

Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.

2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
1.)
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.

-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down

2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.
by hiphopodyssey May 10, 2009
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Nigger Stonehenge

A group of Portable Bathrooms arranged in a circle to resemble the Stonehenge.
by nightTimeInNigeria February 4, 2016
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Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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Stonehedge Chin

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.
Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.
by Arkerpa October 18, 2010
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Stonehenge

An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
by semipunk93 May 14, 2011
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