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An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
by semipunk93 April 22, 2011
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Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.
"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people - the druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock - of Stonehenge."
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 09, 2003
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Homer Simpson: Listen up, Stonehenge. I made a drawing of the places on Marge you can't touch.
British guy: Oh, you needn't worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man m'self, actually.
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Where the Pagans worship the sun on the Solstices. Also where virgins crawled through the stones to see who they will marry. Has an 'alter stone' and a 'heel stone'
No one knows who built stonehenge or even exactly when.
Spinal Tap (see This is spinal tap have a song about stonehenge and wanted a lifesize statue of a stonehenge stone 2 add atmoshphere to the show...but Nigel got the measurements wrong and instead of having a 18 foot stone they had and 18 inch stone which was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
derek) one question...
manager) yes?
derek) are we doing stonehenge tomorrow?
David) NO WE ARE BLOODY NOT DOING STONEHENGE TOMORROW!!!
by heehee July 29, 2004
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Referring to a drug addict, a crackhead
Karl: Did you bring teh shit?
John: Yea, yea, wait a second, stonehenge!
by norbert April 26, 2005
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a rock formation that can be found in Montana, United States of America.
Jon: Want to go to Stonehenge?
Phil: Naw man, I just went to Montana yesterday. It was lame.
by Dusseldumpling March 21, 2009
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