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Stoneblade 

1 (literally), n.: A blade made of stone, usually granite or marble. Such weapons can usually be described as "epic as shit."

2 (commonly), n.: Describing something that is awesome or superior in some way.
1. The best way to kill that boss is to find the stoneblade for your warrior.

2. Dude, that pizza is the fucking stoneblade.

Stonerman 

The amazing superhero, who always manages to use his mystical powers to provide whatever you need, be it munchies, green, or money.
He has a young sidekick known simply as Ganja Girl.
We couldn't find any green last night, but then Stonerman showed up and saved us!
Stonerman by Auras July 7, 2009

Stoneraids 

Stoneraids (n) a sexually transmitted disease caused by interaction with stoners.
Kwik2krack has stoneraids
Stoneraids by Section8 March 30, 2009

stonehands 

when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.
Daniel Venier has mad stonehands.
stonehands by Paul Gilligan January 6, 2008

Moritz Stonersyndrom 

Describes a person who loves weed. This person dreams of Cannabis, grows it, would marry it if its a person, draws it,...

This person does everything what has to do with this little plant.
Hey you little sexy plant

Are you talking to you Weed again ?

I'm sorry but i got the Moritz Stonersyndrom
Moritz Stonersyndrom by Bubble66 January 2, 2017

showerland

taking a shower while you're under the influence of marijuana
After I smoke this bowl, I'm goin to showerland.
showerland by jeremy___fisher September 7, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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