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Stonerland 

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
Stonerland by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Words you can keep

Stoneblade 

1 (literally), n.: A blade made of stone, usually granite or marble. Such weapons can usually be described as "epic as shit."

2 (commonly), n.: Describing something that is awesome or superior in some way.
1. The best way to kill that boss is to find the stoneblade for your warrior.

2. Dude, that pizza is the fucking stoneblade.

Stonerman 

The amazing superhero, who always manages to use his mystical powers to provide whatever you need, be it munchies, green, or money.
He has a young sidekick known simply as Ganja Girl.
We couldn't find any green last night, but then Stonerman showed up and saved us!
Stonerman by Auras July 7, 2009

Stoneraids 

Stoneraids (n) a sexually transmitted disease caused by interaction with stoners.
Kwik2krack has stoneraids
Stoneraids by Section8 March 30, 2009

stonehands 

when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.
Daniel Venier has mad stonehands.
stonehands by Paul Gilligan January 6, 2008

Moritz Stonersyndrom 

Describes a person who loves weed. This person dreams of Cannabis, grows it, would marry it if its a person, draws it,...

This person does everything what has to do with this little plant.
Hey you little sexy plant

Are you talking to you Weed again ?

I'm sorry but i got the Moritz Stonersyndrom
Moritz Stonersyndrom by Bubble66 January 2, 2017

showerland

taking a shower while you're under the influence of marijuana
After I smoke this bowl, I'm goin to showerland.
showerland by jeremy___fisher September 7, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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