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Stabalone 

An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.
Damn girl, word on the street is that you've got the plug on some poached stabalone.
Stabalone by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

stokaloked 

(stohk-a-lohked) - adjective: An expression of absolute excitement and enthusiasm for upcoming events. Usually used with emphasis on the final syllable to emphasize exactly how stoked the speaker is.
1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."

2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"
stokaloked by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

stomalingus

having oral sex with ones colostomy stoma (hole)
he had stomalingus performed on him just a month after surgery
stomalingus by tdow3 June 23, 2006
(verb)

- To do something in a forcefull manner, usually against someone's will

- To do something that stalone might have once done
I'm gonna ask you one more time and then I'm gonna stalone that orange juice.
Stalone by pcaponerit December 28, 2005

Shmalone 

The act of having sexual intercourse
Kevin was in a one year rut and called up Teagan to shmalone
Shmalone by Jackie D March 19, 2008

stomatosed

When you are so stoned you feel comatosed
"Your so high mert!"

"Yeah man I'm stomatosed right now"
stomatosed by Adamnickh October 13, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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