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Stomache 

An idiot who can't spell "stomach".
Guy1: Man, my stomache is killing me.
Guy2: It's stomach, dumbass.
Stomache by Tyler R.R. August 17, 2006

swimmers stomache 

That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.
Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.

Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.

stomache 

Similar to a happy trail except grows sideways and resides an inch or so above the belly button. Picture the belly button being the mouth.
I have a hot date tonight, good thing I just trimmed my stomache.



Holy Shit! Did you see that guy's sweet stomache. That must have taken him months to grow.
stomache by Guy Hoss March 7, 2009

stomache 

Upset stomach, contracted form of "stomach ache"
You can't sit on my lap, pet, I have a stomache.
stomache by Popsicle August 3, 2004

Stomache Ache 

Something that Shervin gets a lot.
Makes you go to the bathroom for a long time.
Stomache Ache by Shervin Mobasseri January 6, 2004

stomache 

A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)
I hope you get a stomache--preferably as a result of some chronic, fatal illness--and die.
stomache by Popsicle II November 9, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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