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Stolipop 

An ice cold shot of Stolichnaya vodka taken before:

1- Making a speech
2- Dating a new girl
3- Doing something outrageous

or, as a restorative the morning after any of the above.

Dosage may vary according to need.

Cultural reference: "On the goo-ood ship, Stolipop!"
"This'll take a Stolipop or two!"
Stolipop by Sloane Ranger September 16, 2011

Stolypin's Necktie 

Largely thought of as Stolypin's (the minister for the interior in Russia between 1906 and 1911) purges on the opposition to the Tsar. However it also refers to tying string (not too tightly) to the base of the penis in order prologue the wanking process.
"Hey Dave, you should try Stolypin's Necktie sometime... I was pumping away for 2 hours last night, but don't tie it too tight or you'll rip your cock off"
stupid = Stoipid
Stoipid Crackpots!
stoipid by Sword112 August 18, 2013

STOLPITUDE

Dogged and resourceful determination to compensate for, and/or atone for, past mistakes, especially in the face of overwhelming odds.

This term is directly inspired by the epic January 1993 struggle, viewed around the world, of James and Jennifer Stolpa and their baby. They turned down a side road while driving towards Idaho through northern Nevada, seeking a shortcut--a highly dubious venture at that time of year-- got lost in the snow, and almost lost their lives. James Stolpa struggled miles alone through the snow for help and saved his family while suffering severe frostbite. Each time another family is lost in the snow, the TV stations haul out the Stolpa footage and recall their struggle.
Augustino was past denial and ready to admit that a sufficiency of beer was not the only thing he should have considered before deciding to take the Boston Whaler to Hawaii. But no-one could accuse him of lacking Stolpitude. Grabbing the nearest floating keg, he set his course and kicked off for San Pedro.
STOLPITUDE by Oliver from Bolivar January 12, 2009

Stolipinovo 

-Hey, Pesho, where are you?
-I'm stuck in Stolipinovo. The situation here is subhuman.
-It was nice knowing you man...
Stolipinovo by SvarkZ August 3, 2022

Stolicious

(Stohl-Lih-See-Yus)

Stolicious is an adjective describing something that has the ability to be used as a seat. Morphologically, the root word "stolic" comes from the Serbo-Croatian noun Stolica, meaning chair. The suffix "-ious" changes the word into an adjective that defines a state or quality in this context.
"The cardboard box didn't seem very stolicious after looking at the condition of it."
Stolicious by Surqita October 13, 2024