stokage 

usually following the word "major", the noun form of stoked (adj)

"I get to go to New York to see my girlfriend!"
"Oh sweet dude, you must be experiencing some major stokage right about now!"

stokage by 757 is the best September 16, 2007

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

Willy Storage Facility by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

smokage

An exclamation of getting high from smoking something.

Whoa!! Direct smokage Dude!!!

You're going to get some serious smokage ouuta that joint.

Direct Smokage...

smokage by Ditriciser September 10, 2007

getting stuff from storage 

Workplace euphemism for taking a dump.

Boss: Where they hell were you for 20mins?

Slacker employee: Was getting stuff from storage...

getting stuff from storage by really annoyed February 4, 2010

Stovager 

Generaly a huge F**K off sized hammer suitable as a tool for carrying out any task on any car... generally the only tool ever needed to complete any job

When needing to fit an engine, a stovager of a large proportion will be needed sometimes a sawn off stovager is a more favourable option!

Stovager by Mark S.E.C Customs July 25, 2007

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

Cold Storage 

The attic area above the Gym at Cannon School in North Carolina that is used for PAT Storage, Theater Company Storage, Sports storage, and, well... "other things"

"Im gonna go throw the plaster donkey head in Cold Storage. Can I have the key?"

Cold Storage by sbeakn' April 22, 2009