stonage

The cause of the stupid things you do while your high on marijuana

dave:"Dude you spilled my drink on my playstation biatch" roger: "Sorry man its the stonage"

by Brad May 17, 2004

stonage

being really high on marijuana!

stoner #1: It aint dat serious dude...you can stop laughing now...

stoner #2: *continues to laugh now even harder*

stoner #1: damnn kidd! thats some serious stonage!

by Eddie Acevedo April 2, 2008

Stonage

Where 2 or more people smoke weed and have mad hot sex on a big bed while listening to bad underground metal.

Dude, let's have an Uber Stonage.

by Tyler Vicious June 27, 2008

stonage

a word that stoners use as a subtitute for ownege or pwnd.

(combonation of ownd, and stonerific)

haha stonage -takes a hit-
what?
what?
im baked
....
what?

by vitocrab January 27, 2007

stonaker

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.

We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.

by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

Stonget

Code word for stoner

Oh shit fam, that boy a stonget

by giveashiggy September 22, 2018