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being really high on marijuana!
stoner #1: It aint dat serious dude...you can stop laughing now...

stoner #2: *continues to laugh now even harder*

stoner #1: damnn kidd! thats some serious stonage!
stonage by Eddie Acevedo April 2, 2008
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Where 2 or more people smoke weed and have mad hot sex on a big bed while listening to bad underground metal.
Dude, let's have an Uber Stonage.
Stonage by Tyler Vicious June 27, 2008
a word that stoners use as a subtitute for ownege or pwnd.

(combonation of ownd, and stonerific)
haha stonage -takes a hit-
what?
what?
im baked
....
what?
stonage by vitocrab January 27, 2007

stonaker 

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.
We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.
stonaker by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.
Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."
Oh shit fam, that boy a stonget
Stonget by giveashiggy September 22, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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