stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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stonage

The cause of the stupid things you do while your high on marijuana
dave:"Dude you spilled my drink on my playstation biatch" roger: "Sorry man its the stonage"
by Brad May 17, 2004
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stonage

stoner #1: It aint dat serious dude...you can stop laughing now...

stoner #2: *continues to laugh now even harder*

stoner #1: damnn kidd! thats some serious stonage!
by Eddie Acevedo April 02, 2008
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Stonager

Your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.
Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.

Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?

Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!

Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!
by YumYum69 October 30, 2008
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Stonage

Where 2 or more people smoke weed and have mad hot sex on a big bed while listening to bad underground metal.
Dude, let's have an Uber Stonage.
by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008
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stonage

a word that stoners use as a subtitute for ownege or pwnd.

(combonation of ownd, and stonerific)
haha stonage -takes a hit-
what?
what?
im baked
....
what?
by vitocrab January 24, 2007
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