Stonager 

Your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.

Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.

Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?

Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!

Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!

Stonager by YumYum69 March 11, 2009

stonager 

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

stonager by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

stonaker 

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.

We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.

stonaker by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

Stovager 

Generaly a huge F**K off sized hammer suitable as a tool for carrying out any task on any car... generally the only tool ever needed to complete any job

When needing to fit an engine, a stovager of a large proportion will be needed sometimes a sawn off stovager is a more favourable option!

Stovager by Mark S.E.C Customs July 25, 2007

stonage 

The cause of the stupid things you do while your high on marijuana

dave:"Dude you spilled my drink on my playstation biatch" roger: "Sorry man its the stonage"

stonage by Brad May 17, 2004

stonage 

being really high on marijuana!

stoner #1: It aint dat serious dude...you can stop laughing now...

stoner #2: *continues to laugh now even harder*

stoner #1: damnn kidd! thats some serious stonage!

stonage by Eddie Acevedo April 2, 2008

stonger 

Old German word meaning powerfully built.

I feel much stonger since I started lifting weights.

stonger by taco-mansion June 5, 2014