Stovager 

Generaly a huge F**K off sized hammer suitable as a tool for carrying out any task on any car... generally the only tool ever needed to complete any job

When needing to fit an engine, a stovager of a large proportion will be needed sometimes a sawn off stovager is a more favourable option!

Stovager by Mark S.E.C Customs July 25, 2007

Stonager 

Your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.

Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.

Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?

Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!

Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!

Stonager by YumYum69 March 11, 2009

stonager 

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

stonager by Jim Inman August 19, 2006