Pronunciation: \sto-ken\
Function: noun, adjective, verb
Etymology: Eastern US English, stoken,
Date: early 2000+

a : hate to see another in a better position than him or herself

b : do to a severe lack of ability to achieve at the normal level of a standard human a “stoken” will instead complain about those who outperform him or herself

c : to come from a place of zero intelligence, reason and work ethic and hate those who achieve at a higher level

d: additionally a stoken, in a group setting, will rarely have money to contribute, and at point of collection will always have an excuse as to why he or she does not owe said debt

Usage:

a : Just because I am better at fantasy football, that is no reason to be a stoken.

b : Don’t be a stoken, everyone else put money in.

Stoken by downat420 October 19, 2009

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Stokenchurch

A village in England which is populated almost entirely by chavs.

It is their natural habitat and you can find them roaming free at all hours, day or night.

Stokenchurch is a village in England.

Stokenchurch by 69lol69 April 13, 2009

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Stoken

derived from the popular words stoke or stoked.
can be used as a verb or an adjective.
if you or one of your friends is "stoken" on a guy or a girl it means they are hot for them or crushing on them.
when used as an adjective it describes someone who is hot, good, or bangable.

kissten: aybaybay that boy is stoken!
dody: omg i know he is totally stoken and so is his friend!

kissten: dody im totally stoken on this guy!
dody: kissten im totally stoken on his friend, lets double.

kissten: aybaybay you're a stoken friend!
dody: aww kissten you're a stoken friend too!

Stoken by joglax November 28, 2007

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stockenfreude

The pleasure you derive from watching a stock drop in price after you've sold it.

John: Wow, I'm so glad I sold that XYZ stock -- it's fallen 10% in the week since I dumped it.

Mary: You've got a case of stockenfreude.

stockenfreude by stockenfreude April 9, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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